LOL!!, This is now the official anthem of this blog. For those of you who don’t know why this song amuses me, it’s because I work for TSA (Transportation Security Administration) at the Phoenix Skyharbor Airport. I don’t know who is singing this rap song but I will do research and figure it out so that I can give credit where credit is do. If anyone knows please oh please let me know. If any band member or person/s that participated in the making of this song just happens to drop by please let me know who you are.
02/24/08 Here is the myspace page of Work-Related the people that sing this song.
If you are a TSO or work somewhere for TSA leave me a message and tell me where you work and live.
Marsha Loftis
TSA Phoenix Arizona
http://www.myspace.com/marshaloftis
marshaloftis@beartribenet.com
28 responses so far ↓
1 meleah rebeccah // Jul 6, 2007 at 2:29 pm
HA HA HA
OMG this is soooo YOUR theme song. The second line in this song is about that asshole belt buckle guy you had to deal with last week!
LOVE THIS
have a great weekend!
2 marsha loftis // Jul 6, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Meleah- I love this too!!! It describes my checkpoint perfectly.
3 keewee // Jul 6, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Marsha, this rap is a kick, a perfect signature tune for your blog.
4 Belle // Jul 8, 2007 at 4:48 pm
HA HA What a hoot! Can’t wait to hear this at the checkpoint. To the author: Bless his heart!
5 Brigid // Jul 9, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Marsha, thanks for posting this song. I work at the Lexington, KY airports as a TSA officer. I am sooooooo going to pass this along to upper management and fellow officers. I will double dog dare them to play this over the PA system….Thanks for making me smile.
6 marsha loftis // Jul 9, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Brigid, Thanks for stopping by, It’s good to know that there are other TSO’s out there. I love this song too!!!
7 Ricardo // Jul 11, 2007 at 4:59 am
Marsha….my ears!
8 Bill // Jul 24, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Your bag is definitely not going to get though the check point.
Things are sure getting more difficult.
9 Kerrie // Jul 24, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Hey Marsha…I heard this song about a month and a half ago and was wondering who the talent was that created this lovliness. I am a LTSO in Kansas and my supervisors and I got this from our AFSD and OMG. It was SOOO Funny. We passed it along to our TSO’s and they laughed and laughed. One of them even taught his four year old to sing it and the last time they flew out when she entered the area to walk to the Mag..she started singing..>”Remove Yo Shoes before you walk through the MAAAAAAG, We gonna pat you down and Check YO BAAAAGS…. We all about rolled on the carpet. The passengers as well found it very humorous. Anyhow..I was just curious if you ever figured out who did this rap? Have a Great TSA day! Kerrie
10 marsha loftis // Jul 25, 2007 at 1:23 am
Bill- thanks for stopping by.
Kerrie- Thanks for stopping by. It’s fun meeting other L/TSOs from other airports. No, I still don’t know who sings this song. I wish I did.
11 Gene Hickman // Jul 31, 2007 at 9:45 am
Hi Marsha,
Am a former TSO (LAS). Left the TSA back in August 2005, and I have to say I loved the Rap!! It definitely should be in the TSO Training Manuals. Loved it. Thanks for sharing!!
Gene
12 marsha loftis // Jul 31, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Gene- Thanks for stopping by
13 Tim Wheatley // Sep 6, 2007 at 9:08 pm
I’ve done a lot of travelling. I’m British and now live in Chicago now with my wife. This song is spot-on.
14 marsha loftis // Sep 7, 2007 at 5:52 am
Tim Wheatley, Thanks for stopping by, I’m glad you enjoyed the song.
15 Matthew Hallam // Oct 13, 2007 at 8:05 pm
I love this song… I am a TSO in Houston (IAH) and I heard about from my supervisor…its hillarious…. and should be played at all airport PA systems, ( even if just once..)
16 marsha loftis // Oct 14, 2007 at 3:09 am
Matthew- I love meeting other TSO’s, THanks for stopping by.
17 Jo Franke-Wylie // Jan 31, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Hi, Marsha! I work at the Nashville Airport (BNA) as a BDO. Our BDO instructors introduced me to the rap about a month ago. It’d be nice if it could be played as an attention grabber for the public. Maybe they’ll remember the rules and advisements better! Well…maybe….
18 Marsha Loftis // Jan 31, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Jo-Franke-Wylie- I agree. It would be fun to play at the airport. By the way, I might be transferring to BNA in May. I work at the coordination center here in Phoenix. Unfortunately, Nashville is currently hiring for it’s own Security Operations Center. There most likely won’t be any positions open by the time I get there.
19 Joseph Welsh // Feb 11, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I’m a TSO at Houston (HOB), well I’m still in training, and I actually googled the lyrics to this song and found this site, because our trainer played it on our first day and it seriously made me crack up, and I was hoping that someone received some kind of federal commission to make that rap song. I can only hope my tax dollars went to something as amusing as that.
20 Marsha Loftis // Feb 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Joseph- I apologize for not replying sooner. I forgot to return to this comment. I hope your training is going well. I don’t know who wrote or is singing the TSA song, I wish I did because the person deserves to be recognized. I would like to acknowledge the person on this blog. I keep hoping someone will stop by and leave a message to let me know who he is.
21 Terry Carlson // Feb 18, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Love the rap! Helps keep things on the lighter side. I’m an STSO in Canyonlands, UT (CNY). Keep smiling:)
22 Marsha Loftis // Feb 18, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Terry- Nice to meet you! I hope you’ll stop by again.
23 yo yo yo // Feb 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm
check out this site
http://www.myspace.com/workrelated
24 Rebecca // Feb 27, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I am a TSo in ONt CA. The song was great and so funny.
Thanks,
Rebecca
25 Marsha Loftis // Feb 27, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Rebecca- Thanks for stopping by. I like meeting other TSOs, I hope you stop by again.
26 Kyla Branch // Apr 22, 2008 at 11:28 am
LOL This is hilarious!
27 Joseph Weist // Jun 12, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I work for TSA in South Bend Regional, and I think this song is hilarious. Have you heard TSA Gangster?
28 Marsha Loftis // Jun 12, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Joseph- Thanks for visiting. Yes ,I have heard of TSA Gangster.
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